Most jokes involving mathematics or mathematicians are terrible. Below are some that I find somewhat amusing. Sorry.



Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Does everybody want a drink?'
The first logician says, "I don't know."
The second logician says, "I don't know"
The third logician says, "yes!"



My high school statistics teacher once told me I was average.

I told her she was mean.



What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?

Elephant grape sin(theta).



How do you make the number one disappear?

You add a "g" and it's gone.



Theorem: All positive integers are interesting.

Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-interesting positive integer. But, hey, that's pretty interesting! A contradiction.



Theorem: All positive integers are boring.

Proof:
Assume the contrary. Then there is a lowest non-boring positive integer. Who cares!


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